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  1. 09-15-2011, 05:09 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by mixedgas View Post
    Think if you will, about being assigned to work on a product rated in the 10 most complex ... things in the universe...look at you with disdain...They have no intention of letting you be a ordinary student....no two of them are identical models. I need to know all the differences, too. Everything is memorized. ...Add in a 45 minute commute each way ...Your primary duty is really to feed...I'm told its two years before I am even considered useful...every keystroke is watched....The background check, extensive. ...Its below nuclear but more energetic then light... NO Mercy... Oh, and it has a frackin 100 Kw vacuum tube with oil cooling and a hot cathode...
    STEVE!!! You got married???!!!!! Congratuations!!!

    Soooo, when can we expect some mini-You's?

    ...jk, hang in there Pal..
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    Jon,

    That was too funny!

    Nicely Done!
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    Sounds cool Steve. Where is it that you work now? <ducks behind big rock>
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o View Post
    Sounds cool Steve. Where is it that you work now? <ducks behind big rock>
    Title says it all "The Asylum"
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    It sounds like you're working on hardware for some form of computed tomography.
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    or a top secret lab working on the laser cat project...



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    It sounds like you're working on hardware for some form of computed tomography.
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    haha ....

    Steve ... you said .... PHUCKING ..... and you said it more than once .... its been a long time since i seen you post a naughty word good on you ... let it all out ... hopefully God does not use a spell checker

    Seriously though bud ... sounds like they are putting you through a tough time .... but they know you are worth it .... im sure the hard work we be very benificial

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    Sex toy factory?
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    Job sounds like fun to me!

    Of course I like crazy.

    Sounds like a multi-dimensional transwarp inductor.


    BTW, I will be PM'ing you about my latest toys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by helium View Post
    Sex toy factory?
    DING DING DING, we have a winner! tell him what he's won johnny!
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    medical particle accelerator?
    Does it make me a nerd when I go to a party with my laptop?
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    I know the place Steve...I just got laid off from a place just like that today!


    Laserman532...Un Employed after 353 days...and sunday is my birthday!!!

    At least you are still pulling down some Federal Reserve Notes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsli_jon View Post
    STEVE!!! You got married???!!!!! Congratuations!!!

    Soooo, when can we expect some mini-You's?

    ...jk, hang in there Pal..
    j
    LOL I had to go back and re-read it. Just great.

    Quote Originally Posted by Laserman532 View Post
    I know the place Steve...I just got laid off from a place just like that today!


    Laserman532...Un Employed after 353 days...and sunday is my birthday!!!

    At least you are still pulling down some Federal Reserve Notes...
    Wow, sorry to hear! Being laid off, you still get a (smaller) check from 'the people'?
    You were missed, welcome back.
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