Vag Burner

[Junktronix]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/965/

[blowfly]

Now I know what to get my wife for her birthday!! Finally, the perfect gift for that special someone.

Mike

[Doc]

...smells a bit fishy to me, like bbq haddock.

[jaycey]

Does this really work....?

[instinct]

someone should report this to Engrish.com

[aijii]

information request sent.

"Hi there,

I'm interested in purchasing one of these units for my practice. Could you please provide me some more information ? Do you have brochures and also a price including shipping to Melbourne, Australia ?

What wavelength is best used for the restoration of the Hymen ? We get a lot of enquiries from women who have lost their hymen, and would like to have it again. These women usually need a bit of firming up as well, so I believe there may be double the amount of interest in this product.

Do you have a similar product for men ?

Please contact me at your earliest convenience with brochures and pricing and any other information you may have readily available.

Best regards,

Dr Adrian Pastrami."

[aijii]

SNAP.

http://www.lazhair.com/VIRGINITY-LAS...ASER-AL047.htm

[allthatwhichis]

information request sent.

"Hi there,

I'm interested in purchasing one of these units for my practice. Could you please provide me some more information ? Do you have brochures and also a price including shipping to Melbourne, Australia ?

What wavelength is best used for the restoration of the Hymen ? We get a lot of enquiries from women who have lost their hymen, and would like to have it again. These women usually need a bit of firming up as well, so I believe there may be double the amount of interest in this product.

Do you have a similar product for men ?

Please contact me at your earliest convenience with brochures and pricing and any other information you may have readily available.

Best regards,

Dr Adrian Pastrami."

that is wrong on so many levels...

[aijii]

I was holding back - it had to be remotely believable. I was going to ask if it could be also used to firm up/repair anal tears.

[aijii]

I was holding back - it had to be remotely believable. I was going to ask if it could be also used to firm up/repair anal tears.

edit: seems as though it won't: http://www.cosmeticgyn.net/media_times_london.htm

Poor dave.