10 geek sins that will get your geek card revoked - By Author: Jason Hiner

[megaton]

I think both

Working late in the lab sound familiar.
I also like to work at night, mm....
What do you call that?
Vamp Geek
Or Nerd Vamp?
We have to make a new one for that.

[dsli_jon]

".....Nicola Tesla?? ...Didn't he like, build a car or something?"

We have to make a new one for that.

Veek??

ciao...
j

[kitatit]

AH Ha!

Veek! I like it!

If you are in your lab at 11pm and think, "I should go to bed now... oh it's only 11, that's still a wholesome time to be up"

12am " well I am a geek, it's what I do"

1am "Oh but I'm really onto something here"

2am "Maybe I have a problem... it's still good"

3am "Some of the greatest minds got buy on only three hours a night"

4am "Oh shit I really should have gone to bed, I almost feel guilty but not quiet"

5am "Well, it would be pointless to go to bed now, I'll just go to work early and pretend I'm the efficient type who likes to get up early and seize the day"

IS THIS YOU ?
Hmmmm....
I'm afraid you are a Veek.

Don't think I don't know about your veeking ways.

All it takes is quick glance at a world clock to see what time what some sick puppies are posting on PL


Ohhhwww, the collar on my bat cape is chafing me...

[Doc]

".....Nicola Tesla?? ...Didn't he like, build a car or something?"



Veek??

ciao...
j

Or worse still "didn't she build a car or something?"

[dsli_jon]

All it takes is quick glance at a world clock to see what time what some sick puppies are posting on PL

Ha ha, yeah... midnight is like 'lunchtime' ... But, you know you're really-in hard, when you *finally* recant to your aching bodys' cry for sleep (at 5:30 am, before the first sunlight melts you and you creep into to the bedroom, so as not to wake your better half, and when you lean-in and tenderly kiss the back of her ear, and whisper 'good morning, hunny', she quips: "if you think you're gettin' some right now, you're out of your veeking mind!"

Or worse still "didn't she build a car or something?"

Hah! infinitely worse! (...and that was *not* to say that IF he were a 'she', the legacy would have not been as grand, etc... Gotta CMA, there... We all know Lady Veeks rock too : Marie Curie, Amelia E., Jeannie Y., etc, etc, etc...

cheers....
j

[megaton]

So where do I apply for the Veek credential?

I think I have enough points or skills for that.
Or is a brotherhood for that?
How ca I join?
Gooood!

And I'm really a Photo phobic (I alway have head aches and with the sun Ouch!!!)
I work and concentrate better at night.
In other words everything is better at night.
Cheers Brothersss...

[VJ AIWAZ]

i do a lot of work for the cony island side show and the true definition of a geek is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek

and this is one of my friends

http://www.coneyisland.com/per.eak.shtml

and yes he is a true geek and has bit the head off chickens(although he has not done that act in a long time)

[mixedgas]

While we are on female geeks, one could ask how far one wants to go back Ada Lovelace? Marie-Anne Lavoisier?


Or start with the more modern one,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Hopper

While 99.95% of modern geeks would know the term she invented, how many would know whom came up with it? For the record, she is credited with the term "DEBUG", because one crawled into her computer and got stuck in a relay. She found it while troubleshooting the system, finding the fault in one of 3500 relays.

Steve

[Laserchik]

Ok-you guys are combining my love for vampires and my geekitude into one??? Is this heaven? nirvana? summerland?

[dsli_jon]

Ok-you guys are combining my love for vampires and my geekitude into one??? Is this heaven? nirvana? summerland?

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