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    I thought they took him off the air after he had his *davine intervention* on June 9th. =).
    Will there be three phase!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vidal Wolf View Post
    I thought they took him off the air after he had his *davine intervention* on June 9th. =).

    Mr. Camping has made great progress in recovery since his stroke in early June, and has recently
    recorded and released a greeting to all the faithful; but first, let's hear a message from the folks
    at Bimbo Bread (yes folks, that's BIMBO Bread):

    http://www.bimbobread.com/

    Be sure to click on the TV Commercial link (I had to try it a couple times to get it to work).

    Now for Mr. Camping's greeting:

    http://www.familyradio.com/

    Click on Greeting from Mr. Camping, and know that the sheep are being fed so that they will be nice
    and fat for October 21st. Oh my, my my, oooohh my...

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    Default There's an app for that.

    Yes, there's an app for that; and now there's a forum for that...

    "This is a forum to discuss the teachings of Harold Camping of Family Radio concerning the end of the church age and the end of the world in 2011.
    This forum is open to all who who wish to discuss these topics, whether in agreement, disagreement, or non-commital to the the teachings."

    http://departout.com/index.php

    Here's a treasured thread- look at post #3 by jimthompson

    http://departout.com/viewtopic.php?t=2136

    "I wonder if the 21 October date will be revisited by the media when it passes, or if the Camping cult will be so trivialized by then that it will be barely more than a footnote. My sense is part of the reason Camping-ites are preaching only to themselves is to avoid the humiliation of another failed date. While they only allow themselves to reassure one another, inside every one of them must lurk this terrible secret fear that they are dead wrong, and 21 October hangs over them like an anvil."

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    Oct 21, the day the world lol's

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    Quote Originally Posted by dchammonds View Post
    ...(yes folks, that's BIMBO Bread)
    ...What, you don't know the joys of a good Bimbo sandwich?
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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    21 October 2011: The LAST date on the Camping Calendar...

    OK folks, less than 10 days to go... Seriously, I mean it this time! Alright, so 21 May didn't quite live up to the fullest of expectations and now all
    physical end-time events have been postponed until 21 Oct (oops!). For years now, Mr. Camping has proclaimed 21 May 2011 as the START of a 5 month period
    known as Judgment Day ending with the destruction of the present Heavens and Earth on 21 October, but now we say it was the start of 'spriritual Judgment
    Day', with no physical manifestation as we now (post 21 May) know.

    http://www.familyradio.com/ Click on 'What happened on May 21?'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMFDF...eature=related

    It's wonderful to hear Mr. Camping say that the rest of us will likley be quietly annihilated on that last day, instead of suffering lasting torment (what
    a relief!).

    http://www.familyradio.com/ Click on 'Greeting from Mr. Camping, Part 2'.

    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/2280...e-noah-flo.htm

    I wish Mr. Camping would have been more specific with the timing of this very busy last day- will we die off over the course of a day from time zone to time
    zone, or will it all come down in an instant? All I can say is this- it probably looks like from 10:00AM 20 Oct to 11:00AM 22 Oct 2011 (GMT), it will be Sometime,
    21 Oct Somewhere, on this earth (yes, that's a duration of 49hrs, and I'm not sure I got that right). I wish I could be more specific. The fact that at any given
    moment it can be one of two consecutive calendar dates at the same time in different places makes the whole thing a real sordid mess.

    http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/full.html?sort=2

    This whole thing is playing out like a cliffhanger season finale of your favorite sci-fi series where you have to wait from 21 May through Summer until the
    Fall season premiere just to find out how captain Camping and company will pull the Starship Family Radio out of its latest encounter with imminent disaster
    and live on for a whole new season of misadventures as the Faithful continue to contribute.

    Dean

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    On further research, I have found that I missed a time zone and cut the '21 Oct somewhere on earth' window an hour short...

    http://www.worldtimezone.com/

    It turns out that there is a time zone known as Y or Yankee (UTC/GMT-12), and it can easily be neglected, because it covers
    an area which is uninhabited, but there are at least two remote islands in this zone including Howland and Baker islands near
    the equator. This means that it actually takes 50hrs for a calendar day to pass by across the globe instead of 49, as I proposed
    earlier. The worldwide window for 21 Oct 2011 now stands from 10:00AM 20 Oct to 12:00PM 22 Oct 2011 (GMT). The bottom line is we
    MIGHT get an extra hour...

    More fallout:

    I mentioned before that at any moment there are two consecutive calendar dates going on at the same time across the earth, and
    most of the time that is true, but there is a window of a couple hours in a day where there are three calendar dates occuring
    on earth at the same time! An example: say it's 10:30AM Christmas day GMT. In Pago Pago (American Samoa), it would be 11:30PM
    Christmas eve, and in Kiritimati (Christmas Island) it would be 12:30AM 26 Dec! Niether of these places uses DST thankfully.
    Also, at any time, in Honolulu and Kiritimati it is the same hour of the day, but it is one calender date later in the latter.
    What a mess.

    So, it probably looks like it's all going to end SOMETIME on the 21st. Meanwhile, Mr. Camping's Family Radio is offering limited
    time special promotions on select free materials through 26 Oct. Hmmm.

    http://fsiforms.familyradio.org/fm/


    Dean

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    Default Family Radio Post 21 Oct Plan B

    Insiders say it looks like the VP of Family Radio has his last minute doubts and has a backup plan...

    http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/g...97667510_n.jpg

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    "has a backup plan..."

    *I* have a "backup plan"

    Its called a plunger!
    I wonder what the Big Guy upstairs is gonna have to say to him when he finally punches his ticket outta here. Wonder what campings response is gonna be.
    Me? I gots work tomorrow,followed by pool,beer,girlfriend then jam session til 3 in the morning. Have a great weekend. =)
    Last edited by Vidal Wolf; 10-22-2011 at 10:11. Reason: WTMI
    Will there be three phase!!!!

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