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    I'm sad to report that the Mayans got it wrong; Dec 21, 2012 is not the Big Day. It looks like we have less time than was previously thought.

    http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

    It's too bad, I was looking forward to the next SELEM...

    Oh well, at least they got bin Laden beforehand.


    I liked the royal wedding hats!



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    Shit! I have unused leave owing to me... Bugger.
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    Default "The Bible Guarantees it!"

    ...Huh.. Funny, I remember reading: “Concerning that day and hour nobody knows, neither the angels of the heavens nor the Son, but only the Father." So either they've got a *reeeeeealy-powerful* HAM and are even tighter with 'Dad' than his only Son - OR - they serve-up some preeeetty-strong 'Kool Aid' in that church...

    Wonder what they're all gonna do on the 22nd? Prolly drink way too-much sake, shoot smack and fornikate... Actually, it will probably be a scene filled with torches and pitchforks, as the 'confused congregation' arrives at the front door, only to find an itinerary stub for the donation-plate-funded tropical island 'retreat', accidentally dropped by the 'father' on his way out, the nite before...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBQWR2-iqY, lol... RIP, Phil...

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    As Jon says, Only the Father, knows when and where.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mixedgas View Post
    Worried about your super best friends, an answer:

    http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/


    As Jon says, Only the Father, knows when and where.


    Steve
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsli_jon View Post


    Wonder what they're all gonna do on the 22nd?

    I think I know how Harold Camping could bail out if his prediction falls flat, and still come out smelling like a rose...

    Remember king Hezekiah (2 Kings 20:1-11)? He destroyed all of the pagan idols in the land, followed the Lord, and that benefited his kingdom. He was stricken with a serious illness and the prophet Isaiah warned the king to get his house in order, because he was soon to die.

    Hezekiah prayed and asked the Lord to remember his faithfulness and service to God. Isaiah returned to the king to tell him that God heard his prayer, and would add 15 years to his life.

    Harold could claim to have called out to God at the last minute to remember all of the wonderful things that he and Family Radio have done, and that God has granted us all an extension...

    I bet some of his groupies would buy that!

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    Dean wrote:

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    Harold could claim to have called out to God at the last minute to remember all of the wonderful things that he and Family Radio have done, and that God has granted us all an extension..."


    Just like the prominent evangelist a few years ago who claimed if he did not raise "X" million by "Y" Date God would call him home. When the time came, he was still here.
    Guys like that makes it harder for those of us who truly wish to be anointed and serve God. Its difficult to be humble these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mixedgas View Post
    Its difficult to be humble these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mixedgas View Post

    Guys like that makes it harder for those of us who truly wish to be anointed and serve God. Its difficult to be humble these days.

    Steve
    Yep!

    I can't resist... If Camping's prediction doesn't pan out, just think about all of the unhappy Campers there will be on the 22nd...


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    Default The end is at hand!

    At 6:00 P.M. Saturday night, the rapture will happen!

    Can I have your lasers so I can do a huge rave the following weekend for me and all my fellow *condemmed* souls? .
    Will there be three phase!!!!

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