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    Goodnite Mr Bloaty! I hand you the bag...
    Sweet dreams of your goats (or whatever you shag..
    Twas fun for a moment,
    but now you're the bore...
    and I've miles to row before getting ashore...

    ciao
    j
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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    This place is over run with crack cocaine addicts this week.
    This space for rent.

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    John's right about all save the goats
    He'd know, he loves sailors and boats
    With eyes moist with dew
    I'll bid you adieu
    Your mom says "hello" and I quote.

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    Default ...Wow, whiskey at the end of a 22 hr day is *really* fun!

    Tell my Mum I said 'Hi'...as She's cutting your throat!
    ..and - Wow - I was right about you and the goat?!!

    Well, don't worry Bloats, we'll save your love-goats
    ...then boil 'em right up until the head floats
    I'll ship you the kettle, to your house on the moats,
    where you and 'manuela' spend sowing your oats...

    ...And you go ahead and keep all the boats,
    and sailors and tailors and Jerry San...Doh!
    I'll be with my-Grrl, for whom-only I dote...
    ..She wouldn't do-you either- and that's all she wrote!

    Yes, Bloated codfish, please bid-us adieu!
    seems no one much cares for your driveling stew
    nor do we need more freeloader spew
    12-posts and you offer little...val-ue. ...whew!

    (...and at least I know who my Mom-is...*and* my Dad.....
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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    There once was a user called Norty
    Who wasn't much good at limericks'(y)
    So f**k you all
    I'm off
    For a beer





    P.S. all your limericks are belong to us!
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    http://www.frikkinlasers.co.uk

    You are using Bonetti's defense against me, ah?

    I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    This place is over run with crack cocaine addicts this week.

    Yeah... but you gotta admit.... this part is some funny shit.


    (Hey! I rhymed!)

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    Good Lord, my ulcer's turned gastric
    the limericks are flowing like mastic
    this section is new but baby who knew
    that this one would turn out fantastic
    http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3985/laser.gif

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    Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.





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    I've never seen PL this gritty
    although it be slightly witty
    to rhyme and fun shit
    and throw 'round some wit
    the crackheaded theory seems fitty ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o View Post
    I've never seen PL this gritty
    although it be slightly witty
    to rhyme and fun shit
    and throw 'round some wit
    the crackheaded theory seems fitty ..
    It's a pity you feel that it's shitty
    I had fun writing that ditty
    but if whitty is shitty
    and shitty is whitty
    I'll back off and go fondle a titty
    http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3985/laser.gif

    Doc's website

    The Health and Safety Act 1971

    Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    It's a pity you feel that it's shitty
    I had fun writing that ditty
    but if whitty is shitty
    and shitty is whitty
    I'll back off and go fondle a titty
    I come back here with black eyes
    so I'll give a quick word for the wise
    if you're going for tit
    you'd better be quick
    or she'll cave in your head with her thighs
    http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3985/laser.gif

    Doc's website

    The Health and Safety Act 1971

    Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.





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