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Thread: Limericks at the Expense of Others

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    Default Limericks at the Expense of Others

    There once was a lad named PJ,
    Whose bullshit caused some to dismay.
    Brains were discarded,
    It was oh so retarded,
    God help us he'll be back in 5 days.

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    Borgqueen was a twittering nit,
    whose babbling she offered as wit,
    In things electronic
    was just as moronic
    She just didn't know when to quit.

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    Take heed that these words of rejection
    Are really just words of affection
    Toxicity purge
    gets rid of the urge
    To say stupid shit sans reflection

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    There once was a lass named heroic
    whose demeanor was so far from stoic
    Say something in play
    and you'll rue the day
    It's enough to make one paranoic.

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    There once was a web site admin
    whose view of humanity dimmed
    Thank god we've got lasers
    (who'll bring the hazer?)
    I've got 3 shows that make fun of him.

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    We stay up all night on the forum
    Desperately fighting off boredom
    of lasers and such
    there's really quite much
    I guess it's much better than whoredom.

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    Blimey! It's Bloaty, the limericking wiz!
    He bounces and trounces with poetic jizz..
    His membership, Junior
    (we heard that's not-all...
    He's witty, but pity, he'll not last the haul..

    ...Calling Doc and Banthai!....
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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    PL'ers are really lackluster
    They seem to have nothing to muster
    I think I'll leave here
    and go drink a beer
    Then continue this long filibuster.

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    john's ersatz poetic retort
    Aint worthy of lengthy report
    He's sesquipedalian
    his punctuation quite alien
    If I were his mom I'd abort.

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    Touché! to the Bloated lim'ricker
    He thinks himself quite to be quicker
    But whilst yer off farting
    We'll just be starting..
    To roll when you're piss full of liquor...

    ..and learn to bloody spell!

    ..but you get points for sesquipedalian, that was a good one...
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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