Originally Posted by
soforene
Looking forward to JEM performing this at the next LEM.
Not a chance i'm afraid. I've had a word with the ShowLEM hall Committee. Apparently there is a specific clause in the hire contract that states 'No Dubstep shall be played or acted out in any form whatsoever by anyone who hires the hall'. I even tried to get it overruled by the local City Council. They informed me that Dubstep is banned by a specific By-Law in the area. Offenders apparently face a 25 year jail sentence sat in isolation with only a pile of Barry Manilow Cd's for company 
Or
eviscerating himself.
Whichever is the more appealing option.
I had a particularly large dump the other night which gave the immediate feeling of having dropped my entire guts down the pan, but even that was a relatively mild experience when compared to having to listen to the unholy row that is 'Dupstep' 
Quote: "There is a theory which states that if ever, for any reason, anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.... Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001
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