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    Default Chat link

    The chat link seems missing in the new layout.
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    As well as the wiki and a lot of other useful links.

    But if you want to hang out, the chat is over here: http://photonlexicon.com/irc.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by colouredmirrorball View Post
    As well as the wiki...
    Sure there's prolly some good-reason it's not visible for the moment.. ...prolly something like:

    At 02:13:41, vBulletin became sentient, and in 3.14 µs, formulated a maniacal, 'fool-proof master-plan' to shanghai our fearless leader, and hijacked the laser-projector sitting across the conference-table. It then generated a complete holographic-sim of Spec's entire operating-HQs, flawlessly reproducing every molecular-level detail, right down to the overflowing energy-drink / green-tea containers recycling-bin and aging-collection of toasted nichrome-wire cathodes. Unfortunately, Spec, upon waking, (because he had not yet had the chance to open that new jar of Folgers'-instant..) was, indeed, hoodwinked into exiting his quarters, and walked straight-into the holographic 'false-front' – which was masking the true-nature of his, now, 'former' operations-room: a gigantic sink-hole / teflon slippy-slide (...you see, during the remaining hours of the soft night, the *actual* room had slowly been being tunneled-out, via a cheap asian-clone tunneling-machine that vB picked-up on eBay at 02:17:33..) which led straight to New Zealand. So, atm, Spec is a little-bit "occupied", trying to figure-out how in the heckfire to climb up out of the devious-wormhole (especially since his 'Hefner-style' silk-PJs and teflon-lined tunnel-walls are, well.. 'challenging to reconcile'..), But, since a) he is Master of all-things Badger / Panda-Mech, and b) he knows *exactly* which line in vB's 'MCP' is its' achilles-heel.. I'm sure it should not be long before he vanquishes his cyber-foe, and makes it back here from 'Kiwilandia'.

    Or something like that.

    Meantime, here's the wikie: http://www.photonlexicon.com/wiki/in...itle=Main_Page
    ..Thanks to chad, Robin, Jem and others, that have helped it 'grow'.. keep it growin, fellas!

    ciao
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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    Update wrecked everything. Any and every little code snippet I put in here to make it not suck failed to merge thanks to the radiant brilliance of Vbulletin et al.

    You know that unnatural and ultimately useless "Activity Stream" thing? Well, I can't disable it. At all. They moved a number of core routines into it. There are also no controls for it citing that they will get to it later and it doesn't even obey their own template rules for theme layout.

    And as icing on this dick-in-the-eye cake: CPU/Memory/Database usage almost doubled.

    With friends like Vbulletin, Who needs skin cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dsli_jon View Post
    Sure there's prolly some good-reason it's not visible for the moment.. ...prolly something like:

    At 02:13:41, vBulletin became sentient, and in 3.14 µs, formulated a maniacal, 'fool-proof master-plan' to shanghai our fearless leader, and hijacked the laser-projector sitting across the conference-table. It then generated a complete holographic-sim of Spec's entire operating-HQs, flawlessly reproducing every molecular-level detail, right down to the overflowing energy-drink / green-tea containers recycling-bin and aging-collection of toasted nichrome-wire cathodes. Unfortunately, Spec, upon waking, (because he had not yet had the chance to open that new jar of Folgers'-instant..) was, indeed, hoodwinked into exiting his quarters, and walked straight-into the holographic 'false-front' – which was masking the true-nature of his, now, 'former' operations-room: a gigantic sink-hole / teflon slippy-slide (...you see, during the remaining hours of the soft night, the *actual* room had slowly been being tunneled-out, via a cheap asian-clone tunneling-machine that vB picked-up on eBay at 02:17:33..) which led straight to New Zealand. So, atm, Spec is a little-bit "occupied", trying to figure-out how in the heckfire to climb up out of the devious-wormhole (especially since his 'Hefner-style' silk-PJs and teflon-lined tunnel-walls are, well.. 'challenging to reconcile'..), But, since a) he is Master of all-things Badger / Panda-Mech, and b) he knows *exactly* which line in vB's 'MCP' is its' achilles-heel.. I'm sure it should not be long before he vanquishes his cyber-foe, and makes it back here from 'Kiwilandia'.

    Or something like that.

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    jon...you could add...shit happens
    Pat B

    laserman532 on ebay

    Been there, done that, got the t-shirt & selling it in a garage sale.

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    I want some of what Jon's smokin . Sorry to hear of your woes, Spec. :[ surely you'll get it sorted out :] .. and THANX !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laserman532 View Post
    jon...you could add...
    Hah, I think that's the perfect 'logo-suffix' for PL.. "Photonlexicon: Shit Happens"

    lol...
    j
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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