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    Quote Originally Posted by stanwax View Post
    Feckin hell Andy what takes so long? Is it so you dont spoil the new pink brakepads with nast dirty muck. I bet the dust that comes off Clio brakes (being pink) is what is collected and used to power fat ugly birds cars with 'powered by fairy dust' in the back window



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    Quote Originally Posted by andy_con View Post
    you such a gay
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    Pork Chops.


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    1 word

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    Quote Originally Posted by stanwax View Post
    Feckin hell Andy what takes so long? Is it so you dont spoil the new pink brakepads with nast dirty muck. I bet the dust that comes off Clio brakes (being pink) is what is collected and used to power fat ugly birds cars with 'powered by fairy dust' in the back window



    Smog - see here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

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    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by smogthemog View Post
    Might be an idea for people to bring a bog roll with them so we don't run out again.
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    Pros:- Cheap.

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    mooooo?

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    mooooo?
    I agree - mooooo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yag View Post
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    Pros:- Cheap.

    Cons:- Cut bum.
    Whoa... Izal... One slip with that and you're really in the sh*t .

    Anyway, what's wrong with using a copy of the Sun newspaper as my Grandad used to do. He said it was somehow satisfying...
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    I like sheep!

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