A citizen in a major city near my home legally changed his name to
"Natural Hunka KaBoom"
Mr Kaboom is well, a bit eccentric. He owns a exterminating company. He attended a city council meeting and accidently left his home made walking stick in the council chambers. The council clerk found the walking stick, with magic marker on it describing his manly attributes as in "Dont mess with Burnin Hunka Kaboom".
The stick was made of a hollow aluminum shower rod and aluminum pipe, with a wire lanyard.
His house has sayings on it, like "Dont mess with KaBoom" , "More Kaboom for your Money" etc..
City hall and neighboring buildings were evacuated, the staff sent to the streets. The county bomb squad, FBI, and BATF explosives investigation teams were summoned. The clerk thought it was a pipe bomb.
Much of city government was shut down for the day etc.
It made the evening news, and possibly the national news. Many city officials made fools of themselves on the TV news.
Enjoy.
Steve