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    Default I cant make this stuff up LOL..

    A citizen in a major city near my home legally changed his name to

    "Natural Hunka KaBoom"

    Mr Kaboom is well, a bit eccentric. He owns a exterminating company. He attended a city council meeting and accidently left his home made walking stick in the council chambers. The council clerk found the walking stick, with magic marker on it describing his manly attributes as in "Dont mess with Burnin Hunka Kaboom".
    The stick was made of a hollow aluminum shower rod and aluminum pipe, with a wire lanyard.

    His house has sayings on it, like "Dont mess with KaBoom" , "More Kaboom for your Money" etc..

    City hall and neighboring buildings were evacuated, the staff sent to the streets. The county bomb squad, FBI, and BATF explosives investigation teams were summoned. The clerk thought it was a pipe bomb.

    Much of city government was shut down for the day etc.

    It made the evening news, and possibly the national news. Many city officials made fools of themselves on the TV news.

    Enjoy.

    Steve
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    LOL he sounds like a real character ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o View Post
    LOL he sounds like a real character ..
    Heh, but didn't ya hear, "eXpanZ" Male Enhancers 'build character'...undoubtedly, that's Mr 'KaBoom's' secret..

    Reminds us of the über-brilliant "Mooninite scare', http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_bomb_scare, for-which we have to Thank our very-own VJ AIWAZ...
    ..."This is a perfect example of our passengers taking part in homeland security." HAHAHAHAhahahahaha, OMcry, Lol.. Thanks for the memories, John!

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    fun times

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    Google "austin leslie". He was always hanging out in Austin and ran for mayor. Unfortunately has has since passed away but he was a legend in his own time. Still is.

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    I would gladly have one of those on my wall!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnYayas View Post
    Google "austin leslie".
    Assuming you're referring to the devil-horned / blue-speedo'd / mickey-mouse pacifier-one, and not the 'creole chef'-one? Interesting fella.. he would have fit right in out here in Venice.. just missin a pair a roller-skates and FM-headphones..
    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...

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