Update: Looks like either a dead sea scroll or a P-4 Manual, but whatever it is, it's been located on the coast of Donegal and put into the post, aimed at Colorado. I'll first update it to include what DZ has improved from my original design, then publish here.
Overwhelmed by bills and taxes, haven't been able to do more than drool at airline tickets. Hope I don't lose out by waiting until February to book. I may take one of you up on a lift to/from the airport.