powerful green laser

[apple5]

I am a laser pointer provider. Today, I will introduce a powerful green laser to you. 700mw laser is the best choice for astronomy enthusiast. It can be used as star-pointer. Means for astronomy satellite, laser light emitted will draw a beautiful "green" in the night sky, it is suitable for observing the night sky, can accurately indicate the position of the stars. Direct target airspace, very spectacular.

For outdoor lighting, indicating distant targets and send a distress signal. New features are: extremely cold extreme heat does not affect product performance; waterproof, moisture, sweat, water, wear-resistant features, particularly suitable for field use. Make your trip more fun interesting is the preferred equipment for outdoor activities.

It is very elegant, you deserve it. It is also a good gift for your friends.

[Stiffler]

Hey, can you shine the laser in your eye and tell us how good the color is? Thanks:-)

[dsli_jon]

Dear Spamapple -

I am a laser pointer provider.

..aaand unfortunately you've 'pointed yourself' in the wrong-direction... this aren't 'eBay'..

Today, I will introduce a powerful green laser to you.

Excellent! Today I will also introduce something powerful to You! It is called the 'PL Clue x Nuke', equal to 1.21 Gigatons of HTTP...
'Never heard of it', you say? Well, don't worry, friend, you never will, either.. it's as silent as a butterfly in space... Speaking of Space..

... is the best choice for astronomy enthusiast.

Sorry, but BZZT. (..that means FAIL....) a) If you actually-knew anything about 'star-watching', you'd know that a *700mW Green* would all-but train-wreck everyones dark-adjusted vision, thereby 'spoiling the party' for all.. Think of it like someone 'dropping a turd in the punch bowl'...

b) IF you're in the US, what you are both selling *and* suggesting is a solid violation of FEDERAL Law, and, if you were to retort, 'well, you could simply get clearance from the FAA', uh.. heh, Yep, you go right ahead and tell the FAA you'd 'like to point a *700mW Laser Pointer* (..not a Professional, Varianced, seasoned Laser Light Show, but just a witty-bitty 700mW pointer..) into their Airspace'.. And you let us know how that turns out, mk?

..If you're *not* in the US, and you're suggesting that people point a 700mW pointer willy-nilly off into airspace, well I suggest you find a lawyer and/or a hockey-mask. And maybe some riot-gear, too.. Otherwise, see Point 'a', above..

..and send a distress signal.

..Now *that* I could almost agree with your rationale-for, since 700mW of green would-be visible for quite-some miles.. Except for the part where, when the Rescue Chopper *finally* hones-in on your beam, and you, waving it about, strike the Pilot in his night-vision goggles, virtually turning his vision into the surface of the Sun.. and he crashes into the mountains, between you, well.. I call that you're gonna be 'sending that distress signal' for a lot longer than you planned. That is, at least until the Grizzly gets there..

..you deserve it. It is also a good gift for your friends.

Hmm, well, I'd say, 'only good for those friends you'd like to see in an orange jumpsuit'.

..Oh, and you 'deserve' something, too, here goes:

'..You deserve a break-in-half, today, so get out and go away, at Spamonalds, we do it all for yeheheeuuuuu...



..to Quote one of my fav 'SNL' skits.. '...Buh-bye'...

[soforene]

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[Pockels]

PWND!!

Couldn't have said it better myself

[RGbee]

"waterproof, moisture, sweat, water, wear-resistant features

WTF, so that's where i've been going wrong. All my other pointers seem to pack up when i bury them in my armpit for safekeeping. Not this one

[danielbriggs]

I am a laser pointer provider. Today, I will introduce a powerful green laser to you. 700mW laser.

(Aussie accent on)
That's not a knife...

[Jem]

it is suitable for observing the night sky, can accurately indicate the position of the stars.

Hmmm.... Night sky eh?

Would it be possible for you to see if it can reach Uranus? If it can may I respectfully suggest that you...

[Galvonaut]

extremely cold extreme heat does not affect product performance

Wow, Planters would be interested in this new non-shifting technology!

In fact, it would dispense with the need to heat-sink your diodes

[Pockels]

Make your trip more fun interesting is the preferred equipment for outdoor activities.

Not sure about outdoor ativities, but it'd be handy to keep one with my can of winter tyre air, tube of friction loss and skirting board ladders.