Lebron James has announced that he's going to the LA Lakers... Living near the Cleveland area, I'll finally be able to sit through a local newscast without hearing about Lebron,Lebron, Lebron or having to see his mug on my &%$#@*& TV!!!
Some have suggested that they set up a statue of Lebron somewhere downtown- I think they should just cast a golden calf in his name and throw in a couple Asherah poles for good measure...
I'm looking forward to Peace in the Valley...
I feel inspired to throw an extra dollar in the offering plate next Sunday!
You might say I'm not much of a basketball fan...
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