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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    I have been diagnosed with CDO.

    It's like OCD only the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.
    I resemble that remark.

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    Me as well, one time when my sister was battling a drug problem we where all in a group meeting and i announced my self as my brothers sister, Lucky the error broke the ice if you will.
    Remember Remember The 8th of November, When No One Stood, but Kneel, In Surrender
    In a popular government when the laws have ceased to be executed, as this can come only from the corruption of the republic, the state is already lost. Montesquieu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazerjock View Post
    I resemble that remark.
    I can vouch for that!

    Though in your current career, that's a good thing.

    Adam

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    Simply Brilliant!


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    This space for rent.

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    Click image for larger version. 

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    This space for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    Please don't take this the wrong way, maybe it's because I'm American, but I couldn't decipher a single word said. I watched it 3 times too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazerjock View Post
    Please don't take this the wrong way, maybe it's because I'm American, but I couldn't decipher a single word said. I watched it 3 times too.
    The only word you need to decipher is fanny... the rest is epic!

    I'm still laughing after a half dozen views!!!

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    Giz a swatch oh ya fanny.

    Give us a look at your penani.
    This space for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    Giz a swatch oh ya fanny.

    Give us a look at your penani.
    I'm still laughing...


    Here's one of my all-time favorites:


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