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  1. #1241
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    Default New Product

    I found a brand new product at the grocery the other day, and it made the following claims:

    * Gluten free
    * Zero trans fats
    * No cholesterol
    * No high fructose corn syrup
    * Low sodium

    And most important of all...

    * No quid pro quo!
    Once milk has been poured over corn flakes, the clock starts ticking.

  2. #1242
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    Was it a bottle of Russian salad dressing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by james View Post
    Was it a bottle of Russian salad dressing?
    ... Vodka?

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