A Joke a day..

[James Lehman]

Did you know....

Nine times out of ten, if your parents didn't have any children, you won't either.

Approximately one out of five people in this country constitute almost twenty percent of our population.

If you took every vein and artery out of a man's body, straightened them out and laid them end-to-end, he would die.

James.

[steve-o]

OK those last couple were going away from the point of this thread>> that is to bring people laughter and funness to everybody's lives and not anger..
BACK ON topic,, people. pleez .. ok
Joke-- : (doesnt have to be dirty tho, but that's just me -hehe-
THIRTY DOLLARS
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" "A hundred dollars." "Damn," the guy says, "all I've got is thirty." "Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?" "You can use your hand," Harry replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for 30 dollars is manual satisfaction. He agrees, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply huge male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy 70 bucks?"

[James Lehman]

What? You didn't think mine was funny? Not even a little?

James.

[thesk8nmidget]

oh rob that was hilarious

[stanwax]

James
I loved yours I thought it was very funny
& Josh - Im glad you liked it - I practically wet myself when I first saw it.

Rob

[thesk8nmidget]

james i didnt see yours til today but i had to re read them a couple times to make sure i got it lol i laughed then sent them to a few friends!

then the hooker one was quite funny too!

[thesk8nmidget]

the Olympian swimmers use lasers too....

[DZ]

Silly Chinese!


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[steve-o]

Yeah it was funny, i guess I was just having a bad day, dreadfully sorry..
Cheeri-O

[colouredmirrorball]

I found this one in a forwarde-mail. It was not easy to let it work in this topic, but it has worked. You can try!

Is your mouse properly tuned?

This is something you should do once a year. More, if you intensively use of your PC.
To calibrate click with the left mouse button on the position for the J and keep the button pressed.
Then you drag the Y to the G. If it does not work, you probably have to clean your mouse.

You Simpleton, you really believe everything