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    Eat Sleep Lase Repeat

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    Quote Originally Posted by andy_con View Post
    lol !
    Last edited by RGbee; 10-27-2010 at 07:17. Reason: lol wasn't big enough

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    Oh well you said "well balanced meal".
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    Fly humor.

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    Ok, got a few for this one:

    1-No worse than a mammogram....
    2-Sounds like a bad date....
    3-Might actually turn her on...

    Take your pick from the three.....

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    A guy is sat watching TV when his ugly wife bursts in wearing a cape, a mask, stockings and nothing else; she shouts "Superpussy!"

    The guy says "I'll take the soup"
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    Well I liked it.Click image for larger version. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by andy_con View Post
    Only do this if you are wearing your Green 532nm thong though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    A guy is sat watching TV when his ugly wife bursts in wearing a cape, a mask, stockings and nothing else; she shouts "Superpussy!"

    The guy says "I'll take the soup"

    Thats fookin funny Doc!
    Wiki:The first visible wavelength laser diode was demonstrated by Nick Holonyak, Jr. in 1962.



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