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George Michaels Highway Code
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Eat Sleep Lase Repeat
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I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my Dads old shotgun. Peter Jones said "And what is your idea?" I replied " Well It's a simple concept Peter, just put the money in the fucking bag!"
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Lol what the hell is this dog thinking?
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Best tutorial in the world *sarcasm*
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Blond Joke
It is blond and it is very intelligent
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a Golden Retreiver
hehe
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While we are on blond jokes...
This space for rent.
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Not if the cigarette in her hand ignites the fumes she won't!!!!
This space for rent.
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Piss my fookin shit ( yes i know it shouldnt be funny, but it is)
Eat Sleep Lase Repeat
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An airline pilot has just finished addressing his passengers but forgets to un key the PA system. He says to his co pilot "Right, that's us for 3 hours, I'm going for a shit, then I'm going to bang the arse off that new blonde stewardess"
The stewardess starts running up the cabin to tell the pilot to turn off the PA when an old lady grabs her arm and says "Don't rush hun, he's going for a shit first"
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The Health and Safety Act 1971
Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.
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