A Joke a day..

[dnar]

Double ewe!

[Phredy1]

This is alarming beer news! Beer contains female hormones!

Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)

and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory,
100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that
100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

[andy_con]

Piss my fucking shit...

so so true

[RGbee]

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer is Africa.

[dnar]

LOL!

The other day a young girl asked me if I preferred Breast or Thigh.

I said I was more a shaved pussy and ass kind of guy.

I am now banned from my local Kentucky Fried Chicken store....

[QUAZAR]

I am thinking of getting the girlfriend some crotchless knickers.

She should be able to get a better grip on her broomstick now.

[QUAZAR]

[krazer]

One of my laser buddies had this as her gmail status, I hope you guys will crack up as much as I did

Why DPSS Laser operation like sex:
1. There are a variety of ways to "Couple" and "Pump". 
2. You get to pump some Exotic Crystals.... 
3. Pump Power and Rod size do matter ! 
4. Atoms get really Excited which culminates in a Massive Discharge.

[QUAZAR]

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is
suffocating me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."

The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"



"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold
onto when I pull your tooth."

[dnar]

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is
suffocating me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."

The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"



"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold
onto when I pull your tooth."

Choice! My wife is a dental assistant, she will love this one!