What did the cyclone say to the coconut palm?
- Hang onto your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Steen
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What did the cyclone say to the coconut palm?
- Hang onto your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Steen
Senior Member
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A Scottish guy walks in to the emergency room with his wife, she has two black eyes and a broken nose.
Doctor says "My God, what's happened to her"
Scottish guy grunts "Going through the change"
Doctor says "That doesn't cause injuries like this"
Scottish guy says "It does when it's in my f**kin' pockets"
Doc's website
The Health and Safety Act 1971
Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.
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Eat Sleep Lase Repeat
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This space for rent.
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This space for rent.
I had a T-shirt similar to this one when I was in Nuc School back in the 80's, except mine said "Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship".
Sadly, very few women appreciated the humor.
Adam
The Troll formerly known as Herbert Von Poople-Futtocks
Hay is the new Petrol !!
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Q. How many laser operators does it take to change a light globe?
A. None. The less ambient light the better!
Q. Why did the laser operator cross the road?
A. To measure the beam profile at 20 meters.
Q. What is green, has 6 legs, weighs 300kg and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you would kill you?
A. A billiards table.
This space for rent.
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MacGyver takes time for a smoke to enjoy the lasershow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDK_uEjaPsY
Last edited by Heavyen; 03-03-2011 at 00:26.
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