A Joke a day..

[Doc]

I bought the wife a memory stick for her birthday.

Works great, she hasn't forgotten anything since the first beating.

[Phredy1]

[dnar]

Not really a joke, but I pissed myself none the less.

Found on the main page of the Xinchejian hackerspace in Shanghai



So bloody Chinese! May not be accurate? It open or closed!

http://xinchejian.com/

[Doc]

I said to the missus in bed last night "Your face reminds me of the national lottery"

She said "Why, because I'm worth millions to you?"

I said "No, I wish you would fuc*ing roll over"

[RGbee]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing
their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

[ShortyInCanada]

Two young Eskimos are in a kayak suffering through some bitterly cold winds.
One gets the idea that to help stave off the cold that they should burn some wood debris they found nearby.
So he starts a small fire in between the two of them which of course burns through the bottom of the little boat and causes it to sink.
This only goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[dnar]

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[Phredy1]

I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and
driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the
authorities on our way home from the old social session over the years. Last
night, I had a few too many beers. Knowing full well I may have
been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I
took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a
real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I
got this one.

[masterpj]

I found this kinda funny because its so extremely weird xD

[Insanity]

be honest, who spotted it before reading the text?

Mark