A Joke a day..

[RGbee]

LOL!. Just what i needed on a Friday. Thanks Troy

[steve-o]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39...layer_embedded

[dnar]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep."

[steve-o]

ok .. wtf ..

[Pockels]

A few from the BB forum....

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!

If you have any spare cash, put it on a horse called 'landfill' in the 3.30 at Chepstow tomorrow.
It's a really big tip

[Phredy1]

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,
"Perfect timing. You're just like "Ron."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Ron". He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Ron, every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Ron. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.
He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.
He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me.
I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Ron, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Ron, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Ron ..."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Ron. He died. I married his widow."

[Lazerjock]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day.
When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened., "Buffalo come," remarked Tonto.,

"How can you tell, Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger.,

Face sticky!

[dnar]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."

[dsli_jon]

My Son just sent me these... thought they were worth a post..

...Classic...

Heh...

..and My fav..



..*that* should be a poster..
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