What is the difference between a male and female mud crab?
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What is the difference between a male and female mud crab?
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I have always been told there is no "I" in Team.
But I have proven them wrong, there is an "I" in Team, it's in the A-hole!
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Go on then, i'll bite... What is the difference between a male and female mud crab???Originally Posted by dnar
Quote: "There is a theory which states that if ever, for any reason, anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”... Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001
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There's a sale on in Tesco on burgers..
Better hurry up as it won't last furlong
lighting the way since 89
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Bought a pack of 500 beef burgers from a cockney in the east-end.
Cost me a pony
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Funnily enough, I genuinely did buy a burger from the sandwich van yesterday (instead of my normal chicken burger)
I started feeling horse by lunchtime
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I had a burger last night and it gave me the trots
lighting the way since 89
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I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres
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- There is no such word as "can't" -
- 60% of the time it works every time -
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Mud flaps.................
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