A Joke a day..

[steve-o]

Did the copper who caught him fill him full of lead? argh.

[dnar]

No, he had no connection to the offender.

[absolom7691]

Well, being so close to the hood probably had something to do with it. I heard that he was completely drained after the trial. He is going to need to get the lead out if he is going to meet the current demands in prison. I heard he was also discharged from the military.

[dnar]

He comes from a broken ohm. Police stated today they found several joints in his jacket pocket. A close relative stated "I thought he had transformed his life". His girlfriend was reluctant to comment.

[absolom7691]

She probably didn't comment because she doesn't want negative press. She used to be a livewire but now she conducts herself quietly.

[pschlosser]

I am sure she has conducted herself rather well upon the copper.

[Lazerjock]

Is he going before a circuit judge?

[Lazerjock]

I'm sure he will insulate himself and resisit the urge to talk.

[Pockels]

Lets hope he doesn't attempt to escape by trying to volt over the wall

[absolom7691]

Apparently he took a bunch of acid in the 60s