Brilliant, nice one - Amazing translation! ;-)
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Brilliant, nice one - Amazing translation! ;-)
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one of the funnies things ive seen in my life
piss my fucking shit twice over
Eat Sleep Lase Repeat
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Jawohl Herr Dnar.
Das ist zerr gut!
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Bwuhahahahahahahaha,
that has literally made my year
Cheers Wayne
The Troll formerly known as Herbert Von Poople-Futtocks
Tasteless Jokes
You've been warned!
Boy: Grandpa, what are you reading??
Grandpa: A history book.
Boy: But that's a sex book
Grandpa: I know, that's history to me....
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I couldn't believe it when I found out that you can donate sperm by mail, I came in a jiffy!
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Why did they have to stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner
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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A dry Martinez.
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What did the leper say to the hooker after she gave him a blow job?
Keep the tip.
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Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
A: Christopher Reeves.
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What is the difference in an attorney and a rooster?
The rooster clucks defiant!
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What is the difference in a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul!
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A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her.
She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.
"Doctor, the hormones you`ve been giving me have really helped, but I`m afraid that you`re giving me too much. I`ve started growing hair in places that I`ve never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone.
Just where has this hair appeared?"
"On my balls."
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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub she had to manage as best she could."
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Nice!
I'll see that and raise you......
It's a little known fact that Hitler's main-course chef was tried at Nuremburg after the war; his defence?
He was only following Hors d'oeuvres.
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite - Paul Dirac
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Back on the Dubstep theme...
This space for rent.
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Bwuahahahahahaha
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite - Paul Dirac
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zomg! Supplies!
If you're the smartest person in the room, then you're in the wrong room.
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Some funny ass stuff here-- I see thsi in the OP 'a joke a day keeps the doctor away-- very true IMO
and it brought to mind something I saw on the news recently''
DR SANJAY KJOOPTA- has changed mind view on medical cannibus-- so I wrote this one.
"makes sense to me-- you know what they say,.... 'A Sanjay a day keeps the Doctor away' "
I also wrote this one..
When in college , to make extra money I did many clinical drug trials..
I ended up becoming addicted to placebo... once tried to buy some from a street drug dealer... with Monopoly Money -- he had to pretend to beat me up...
This got so bad I had to do 90 days in a fake re-hab place just to get clean.
hak
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