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  1. 09-22-2010, 05:41 #371
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    One to express the safety rules/precautions.....
    One to post an article about how someone was blinded doing it.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laserchik View Post
    One to express the safety rules/precautions.....
    One to post an article about how someone was blinded doing it.....
    And one to take the thread totally off topic.
    This space for rent.
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    ... and one to run it through 'Chroma' to see if the colour balance was right
    Quote: "There is a theory which states that if ever, for any reason, anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”... Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001
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    Default one to sell a diode

    one to have a replacment diode factory seal in the box at a higher price than every one eles w/garunteed atitude!

    Whats the toltal so far of laserists needed?
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    And one, NO LASORB?
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    Ok, now that we've beat that one to death, what's next?

    how about some off-color humor? (Laserchik, you might want to skip this one...)


    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
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    FULL!

    (ewwww)

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    Default funny

    That was good buffo!!
    What did the hooker say from Idaho?










    I da HO!
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    @Buffo - EWWWWWWWWWWWW

    I know, I was warned, but I coudn't help myself.......lol
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    Smile

    Sorry...

    But it was funny!

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    Heres something I wrote a few years ago - no prizes for what I was frustrated with at the time....
    As far as I know a pal of mine has posted this a few times on forums and BBs that he frequents but I have not previously posted it.
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