A Joke a day..

[dnar]

Got cat problems? This guy has the solution, or not as it turns out. A good laugh anyways.

[RGbee]

Or for all you cat lovers

[Lazerjock]

I laughed so hard I cried. My wife is a cat lover and I....well take the same view as the video. Well done.

I love the cat carrier too. The picture of the man holding it with the family is priceless.

Lazerjock

[dnar]

No offense to our UK or US members.

[helium]

Yeah, they went mad on the beer on a recent visit here! Ah well, when you're on holidays.......

[Laserchik]

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to tell their friends when they have a LOSER of a husband/boyfriend, but they ask "How are things with you and ..."

(2)Five Minutes:The amount of time it takes you to make love to her, if the woman is lucky.

(3)Nothing:What women say when you couldn't last the 5 minutes and ask her what is wrong

(4)Go Ahead:When we TRY to ask you to do something to her sexually, but you STILL don't know what to do.

(5)Loud Sigh:When 2 & 4 still don't get done.

(6)That's Okay:After the loud sigh....

(7)Thanks:So you will just fucking leave already.....

(8)Whatever:What we say to ourselves after we have found yet another bad lay. BTW-women say FUCK YOU when they really want to say FUCK YOU

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:When the woman has to take care of things HERSELF in the bedroom because the guy can't get it done.

[allthatwhichis]

^Daaaamn!!!!^

I swear I saw a much friendlier list somewhere else. It only mentioned sex once.

[Laserchik]

LOL-No fury here, promise. I have just read all the misogynist humor in here over the past year or so and decided to add something for the ladies......

[masterpj]

Fire that translator!

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Dnar go to www.engrish.com
has more of those
broken english because of bad chinese translations or japanese is called engrish
but I guess you know that already.

anyway here is some more:

[Displaser]

Quote heard on the radio the other day:


"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine"

- Ben Franklin



I thought it was funny....