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    OK, I had to look up the words because it's all Greek to me.
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    Once milk has been poured over corn flakes, the clock starts ticking.

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    Both words start with "homo" so it's gay... or pretty close.
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    Saw this on FB group IT Humor and Memes.

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    Default Purebread Dog

    I think I've finally found the perfect dog.
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    For Gary.

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    Newlin was wondering why his new cat litter robot had Wifi capability...

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    I like the enthusiastic smile.
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    "Hey, what a nice pair of gams!" (young folk won't get this, Google it)

    "She has two beautiful blue eyes."

    "The two of you make a great couple."

    "What a great pair of (rhymes with mugs)\!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by lasermaster1977 View Post

    "What a great pair of (rhymes with mugs)\!"
    slugs?


    (spock eyebrow)
    suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.

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