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  1. 09-15-2011, 02:09 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by mixedgas View Post
    Think if you will, about being assigned to work on a product rated in the 10 most complex ... things in the universe...look at you with disdain...They have no intention of letting you be a ordinary student....no two of them are identical models. I need to know all the differences, too. Everything is memorized. ...Add in a 45 minute commute each way ...Your primary duty is really to feed...I'm told its two years before I am even considered useful...every keystroke is watched....The background check, extensive. ...Its below nuclear but more energetic then light... NO Mercy... Oh, and it has a frackin 100 Kw vacuum tube with oil cooling and a hot cathode...
    STEVE!!! You got married???!!!!! Congratuations!!!

    Soooo, when can we expect some mini-You's?

    ...jk, hang in there Pal..
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    ....and armed only with his trusty 21 Zorgawatt KTiOPO4...
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    Jon,

    That was too funny!

    Nicely Done!
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    Sounds cool Steve. Where is it that you work now? <ducks behind big rock>
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o View Post
    Sounds cool Steve. Where is it that you work now? <ducks behind big rock>
    Title says it all "The Asylum"
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    It sounds like you're working on hardware for some form of computed tomography.
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    or a top secret lab working on the laser cat project...



    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    It sounds like you're working on hardware for some form of computed tomography.
    suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
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    haha ....

    Steve ... you said .... PHUCKING ..... and you said it more than once .... its been a long time since i seen you post a naughty word good on you ... let it all out ... hopefully God does not use a spell checker

    Seriously though bud ... sounds like they are putting you through a tough time .... but they know you are worth it .... im sure the hard work we be very benificial

    all the best

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    Sex toy factory?
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    Job sounds like fun to me!

    Of course I like crazy.

    Sounds like a multi-dimensional transwarp inductor.


    BTW, I will be PM'ing you about my latest toys!
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