Laserscope Modification Just Finished!

[Laserman532]

Allen, you will be remembered by your reputation...i hope you are happy with that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bRjbWV7T-s

[shrad]

this is an allen screw

[dsli_jon]

Hey N -

I was bitched out years back from John...

...you thought I was bitching? ejole - sorry - I just thought I refused to sell you galvos / controller / etc until I knew you got / or I gave you a safety overview of the KTP's unique dangers - I think it was the 'shiney objects injected into high-wattage Q-Sw'd beams'-videos that had me concerned... But yeah, you're right - YOU asked questions to LEARN, and were humble-enough to accept the answers - sure, you, like any NORMAL person, may have asked clarifying questions, or broached questions about 'alternative ideas' - that NORMAL communication style is quite healthy, and how we all grow and learn... it's when there is a FINITE ANSWER to a FINITE QUESTION, and someone insists on trying to 'question' that answer for 'validity' - in-example:

No-Where does it say on the FDA / CDRH website that someone can't own or operate a laser of any class in my own private property, in closed walls, now does it?

When did ANYONE question what you do at your house?? (other than Ben calling you out for 'arguing' about the 'legality vs stupidity' of audience-scanning at your 'private property' - your 'brilliant' reaction? 'lol' and 'I'm not too scared of that', I'll get $2M ins.' - that attitude makes you a dangerous, illegal, FOOL. Your words, not mine.) Hey, if you wanna shoot your KTP around your backyard, and you wanna try and bag some fifi (or, wait, you like guys, right?, sorry...) by impressing them with your 'big bad beam' and you injure / blind someone - well, the glory will be aaalll yours. You'll get your '15 minutes' alright... You go, Girl...

If I was really doing illegal shows, would I really be posting here in the first place?

(2009-11-02 03:39:05) PDJA: yo u ready to see the lasershow video i took?
(2009-11-02 03:39:08) PDJA: with my scope
(2009-11-02 03:39:11) PDJA: www.allen.dj
(2009-11-02 03:39:15) PDJA: the first vid
(2009-11-02 03:39:17) PDJA: in the middle
(2009-11-02 03:43:29) SPEC: Im sure that had a variance.
(2009-11-02 03:43:37) PDJA: LOL
(2009-11-02 03:43:41) PDJA: its my laserscope

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT DO A SHOW, IN PUBLIC, WITH YOUR LASERSCOPE? - and I am NOT asking you if you used your Variance (which we know you do not have) or 'someone elses' - EVEN IF YOU JUST HELPED OR ASSISTED IN THE SET-UP, BUT USED YOUR LASERSCOPE 'CONVERSION'? ANSWER THE QUESTION.

(We already know the answer - you already posted it, this is just a quick little 'validity-test'... )

Thanks John , seriously , thanks .

Welcome. Sorry we never got to working on that together - maybe some day - just too busy right now, etc, etc... maybe sometime... Actually, if DJBozo had not made this into an irresistable 'dart board', this could have been a really, really 'informative' thread... but, alas, I, for one, will not be posting anything that HE might possibly 'glean' so he can finish his 'DeathStar', there, UNTIL, like I said, he meets my 'terms' for helping him... but he won't.

cheers..
j

[prodjallen]

NO! I DIDN'T EVER USE IT IN PUBLIC, HAPPY?

[dsli_jon]

... I bet people come here looking for useful laserscope info and they see this bullshit,

Wow. There you go again - 'divining' what everyone wants to say to you, before they say it - you are REALLY GOOD at that, man!

...Especially since, really - what have you actually contributed to this forum via this thread?? All you've done is try and SUCK free time and assistance from others, who've waaay already 'been there, done that...' AND shared it with RESPONSIBLE / DESERVING-others. What have you really contributed? Well, ok - yes - how 'NOT to do it'... yep, agreed. You get one star. ...Oh, yeah, and you collected a few docs that OTHERS wrote / posted elsewhere, and you made a 'special-little page on your site'...And tried to sell some stuff, too. - Wow. Thanks. Excellent work. Truly, you are an amazing Rock Star DJ / 'Specialist' in Laser-helpfulness...

its great to show how the laser folks attitudes are here, really does, now I have ALL my PROOF, thanks to Google's Cache feature!

We wouldn't have it any other way - we're COUNTING on it being preserved. Every LETTER.

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...And on that note, I'll leave you with these incredibly poignant segments of text, from a 'Traffic School' site I've been working-on tonight (...yes, I got a ticket... ... 2/10's of a second (!!) of my butt being in a 'photo-enforced' intersection, when it went red...$485. + skool...) ...so there ya go Allen - yes, I made a MISTAKE - HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HOHOHOHO! LOLOLOLOLOLL!!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!! ROLFBASML!!!! - - - these are SO PERFECT / APPLICABLE to the 'lessons' from this thread...

"Immature people treat laws as if they were created for other people, not them. They act as if legislation was designed to prevent them from having fun. Like children, they do not understand that laws are made by people for people. The intent of any law is to improve the quality of life, not to diminish it. Laws are simply "rules" for living. They permit people to live safely and effectively with each other.

"Rules are to living what railroad tracks are to trains. They provide the direction and even the means of reaching a destination."

There are not enough police or highway patrol troopers to watch everyone all the time. Something else is required. That "something else" is self-enforcement.

Fortunately, most people are mature enough to recognize the value of rules. They are self-regulators. Even with no one watching to "catch" them, they follow the rules. Every time you get behind a steering wheel and start an engine, you are taking your life and the lives of others in your hands. Mature people understand this, and that is why they are self-regulators. The consequences of drunk drivers, drivers who ignore stop signals, drivers who exceed the speed limits, or others who flout the rules (ie InternationalProDJs who illegally use illegally-modified Class IV surgical-lasers in public, etc... ok, I added that part... ) are seen in the newspapers every day. The cost in human suffering and hardship is staggering. Unfortunately, not all drivers are self-regulating. Not all drivers self-enforce the driving laws. That is why others must enforce the laws.

Each participant in the traffic picture, whether it be a pedestrian, a motorcyclist, a bicyclist, or a driver, has his or her own responsibilities. But the real answer to "who is responsible?" is that the person who does not want to be in a crash is the one who is responsible. If someone else is being irresponsible and you can exercise responsibility for him and keep both of you out of a crash, do it.*

The crash you never have is the only one you ever want. It seems that sometimes there is nothing so rare as "common sense." If you have it, you understand that practicing safety procedures is that "ounce of prevention" that is worth a "pound of cure."
Beautiful. Perfect-metaphors, in-summary, of everything-learnable, from this thread - and its' creator.....

* Done.

Adios.
j

[dsli_jon]

I DIDN'T EVER USE IT IN PUBLIC, HAPPY?

NO! Cause if you're basically telling us-all, now, that everything you 'bragged' about to Spec / Ben, et al, here, RE: shows, etc, etc - AND - bascially, your whole laser-show 'experience-base' / offerings-online, there ...is BS? ..I don't really trust or believe anything you say, then!!

Like I said - ditch the illegal Class IV offerings from your site (you can certainly still offer Chauvet-level stuf, of course...) AND the ILLEGAL AND UNSAFE 'bait' you're using (the allegedly 'stock' videos, etc - anything with lasers / crowd-scanning... and don't even THINK of trying to convince anyone here, with years more experience in observing lasers than you, that ANY of those lasers, pictured are 'just a Chauvet 10mW-whatever'...) to get business, etc; Agree to hand-over your KTP X-tal to Steve / whomever, till you're safety-trained, and you MIGHT still have a chance at some help...

Your move, ....

[prodjallen]

Like I said, I don't want your help, and I don't care that you live 80 miles from me, I will ask else where, or the CDRH myself... Because I don't trust ANYONE here anymore, you should have noticed that in the first few pages of the thread when things got dumb and became a joke... starting with pat and his stupid videos, and all the jokes that came along, so i pop'd my own joke calling the chauvet laser that used to be on the "scrappy" coming soon page as you called it, you don't even have a website, so don't call it scrappy, you have a page...with an image, bad for SEO, i'm sure you knew lol & if you think my flash is not seo, think again, its not as good as raw html, but it sure is seo, google is still working on making this better, but they have an engine which decompiles the flash objects and takes "text" from the flash... I gotta explain everything to you now, so u don't think i'm bullshitting you...

[dsli_jon]

Like I said, I don't want your help...

...Well, that's really too-bad... "You Could Learn a Lot from a 'Dummy'..."
Actually, that's just fine... I really hate having to repeat myself over and over and over anyway...

you should have noticed that in the first few pages of the thread when things got dumb and became a joke... starting with pat and his stupid videos

yeaah, I think it got 'dumb' with your outlandish bragging-style claims, with no pix and major-league attitude... You can 'dish it out' pretty good, but you don't seem to be able to 'take it' very well - you certainly didn't seem-to 'LOL' your way to the top of the 'respect-pile'...and the only reason Pat 'got irritated' with you (IMO) is cause you TOTALLY INSULTED the Guy that, bascially, INVENTED the USE of KTP lasers FOR Entertainment!! You could have learned SOOOO much from him - but, you know-better - better than me, better than Pat, better than everyone... we're all just 'dumb' and 'jealous' of you...And apparently, now, better than the FDA, too... I guess you really 'got one over on them', with your 'Fakey-Side-Air-Site', huh?

you don't even have a website, so don't call it scrappy, you have a page...with an image

Well, Allen, at least our web-presence is 100% REAL, TRUTHFUL laser-show shots of 100% OUR work, that we did both legally, and safely. And when we get our site re-design / new-content finished, to our satisfaction / standards, it will go up, and not a minute sooner - we won't 'settle' for a hacked 'stock-shot' job full of illegal audience-scanning and lame music... and since that 'webpage' books us a lttile under $250K/yr in shows / systems, (across 36+ States and 18 Countries, to-date...), I don't think we really have anything to be 'ashamed' of... So, 'swing away', kiefer.. I can take it...

I gotta explain everything to you now, so u don't think i'm bullshitting you...

*Sigh*...your 'explaining everything to us' is WHY we all think that about you, DJ Silicone...

...Hasta nunca jamas.
j

[Phredy1]

Allen walks into his psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.The psychiatrist says, 'Well... I can clearly see your nuts.'

[shrad]

it has become a recreational post when I have a bit of free time at work, I come and laugh a bit
allen is becoming a photonic meme