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    Default A riddle . . .

    How does a cat eat an elephant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ckilgore1 View Post
    How does a cat eat an elephant?

    . . . will be back later to check for answers.
    In tuna trunks...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ckilgore1 View Post
    How does a cat eat an elephant?

    . . . will be back later to check for answers.
    I didn't know Oprah was gay!
    "TO DO IS TO BE" - Nietzsche
    "TO BE IS TO DO" - Kant
    "DO BE DO BE DO" - Sinatra

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    Default Riddle

    Quote Originally Posted by ckilgore1 View Post
    How does a cat eat an elephant?

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    answer . . . one bite at a time.

    I could not be any "greener" in this hobby, so I am approaching it like a "cat eating an elephant". I'm sure I will ask a lot of very basic questions, and maybe even some dumb ones, so please bear with me. I do hope to stay with it, and eventually get the whole elephant eaten.

    Chuck

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