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  1. 08-31-2008, 11:13 #221
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    Last edited by colouredmirrorball; Today at 06:49. Reason: Guess?
    Guess? OK...You're the simpleton, not us? hehe
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    I just found this image on http://www.darkroastedblend.com/ and it made me laugh. The site is fantastic for cool pix of all sorts of things - Warning visiting this site may steal several hours of your life!

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    Now that's pretty funny!

    Quite literally!

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    Indeed - it certainly made me laugh out loud!

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    made 'em up myself-



    farmer jones owned the largest dairy in the state and was regarded highly by all in his community.
    the same could not be said for farmer jones' son who everyone said acted just like a big dairy heir.

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    what state has the most polite criminals?


    con etiquette.
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    why do cowgirls walk bow legged?

    because cowboys eat with their hats on.
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    I found this one in another forwarde-mail:
    http://camels.evilsun.org/

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    hahaha my girl is worth 68 and some sheep
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    "Oh my god, your girlfriend isn't worth even one camel! I guess you're stuck with her..."

    This is what I got.... Of course he isn't a girl... so..... I guess this is OK.

    It was prbably the response "she has a pair of testicles" that clinched it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Lehman View Post
    "Oh my god, your girlfriend isn't worth even one camel! I guess you're stuck with her..."

    This is what I got.... Of course he isn't a girl... so..... I guess this is OK.

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