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  1. #591
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    Everyone should learn CPR, and I think this is a great way to remember it!


  2. #592
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    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phredy1 View Post
    Everyone should learn CPR, and I think this is a great way to remember it!

    Pfff. Let the bitch die.

    j/k

    I have a much better way of performing CPR on her...
    This space for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by masterpj View Post
    This is just so damn epic
    No wonder Yoda is such a bad ass! With a grand master like that!
    BEAMANN (GODSLIGHT SHOWS)

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    Once there is a Ghost,
    then he fart,
    and he die...
    L.A.S.E.R.
    Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

    Laser system: Pure Diode 3W & 6W RGB Laser.



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    Local police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours. Police believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

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    Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop anytime...

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    My ex-girlfriend was really self-conscious about the size of her labia.
    Personally, I don't see why she was flapping so much.

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    I used to think I was indecisive.
    Now I'm not so sure.

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    I was really looking forward to this tube of Pringles, but there's only 3 in here, and they're all tennis ball flavour

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