A Joke a day..

[Laserchik]

Three men were walking on the beach when one noticed a lamp sticking out of the sand. He pulled it out , rubbed it and a genie appeared. The genie said, "I usually grant three wishes...but since there are three of you, I will grant you one wish each"...so, the first man said, "I want to be 25% smarter!"...so the genie touch him on top of the head and said "poof-your 25% smarter....", the second man said,"I want to be 50% smarter!" so the genie touched him on top of the head and said, "poof-your 50% smarter"....the third one, thinking how stupid the other two men were said,"Screw that! I want to be 100% smarter!!", so the genie touched him on top of the head and said "poof! YOU'RE A WOMAN"..

heh heh heh heh......

[steve-o]

ah, just when you thought this thread was dead and gone.

.. ah, just when you think this thread is dead and gone.. .. HA!!

[Laserchik]

Question:
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:
A fish

[steve-o]

Hey LaserchiK-- can we see you w/o the corpse-face?
What kinda photon-power U packin'?

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[Laserchik]

Hey Steve-O......I prefer to keep my anonymity. Oh, and the word is Un-Dead........

If you come to SELEM 2011, I will see you then.

As for what I am packing? Well, I hate to brag......

Seriously, I am totally new, nothing more than a laser pointer at this time. However, I am not sure I am so much into the big laser gear as I am into the production design, art and lumia offerings. I am simply a new fan at this point......I have even referred to myself as a laser groupie at the moment. I am here to watch, discuss and learn.

Now......what are YOU packing?????

[smokeAndMirrors]

Question:
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:
A fish

Surely "how many laserists does it take to change a diode?"? :-)

Seriously, let's hear some good answers to that!

[hobbybob]

Surely "how many laserists does it take to change a diode?"? :-)

Seriously, let's hear some good answers to that!

Well, i think just one to change the diode.

347 people to cheer him on.

50 people asking to post pictures since else the thread is worthless

14 people asking for measurement info / specs of the diode

10 people to give comments on how they would do it

20 people reacting on the comments made by the 10 people above stating that it'
s wrong what they are saying

5 people to jump in and start a fight over said arguments

2 wise people to calm them down and ask them to make apologies to eachother

And the rest of PL to enjoy the result ;-)

[dnar]

Question:
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:
A fish

Hehe. Did you hear the joke about the Dislexic Agnostic with Insomnia?

He lay awake all night pondering whether or not there really was a dog.

Well, i think just one to change the diode.

347 people to cheer him on.

50 people asking to post pictures since else the thread is worthless

14 people asking for measurement info / specs of the diode

10 people to give comments on how they would do it

20 people reacting on the comments made by the 10 people above stating that it'
s wrong what they are saying

5 people to jump in and start a fight over said arguments

2 wise people to calm them down and ask them to make apologies to eachother

And the rest of PL to enjoy the result ;-)

16,384 asking if you could turn it in to a light saber.

[Laserchik]

Well, i think just one to change the diode.

347 people to cheer him on.

50 people asking to post pictures since else the thread is worthless

14 people asking for measurement info / specs of the diode

10 people to give comments on how they would do it

20 people reacting on the comments made by the 10 people above stating that it'
s wrong what they are saying

5 people to jump in and start a fight over said arguments

2 wise people to calm them down and ask them to make apologies to eachother

And the rest of PL to enjoy the result ;-)

@

LOL-That is exactly where I was going to go with this one! Except I was going to include video uploads from You Tube......

[RGbee]

And one ProDJ to tell everyone that they're all wrong