A Joke a day..

[beamann]

Three male dogs walking down the street. 1 pit bull, 1 boxer and 1 chihauhau.
the three dogs see a beautiful female poodle, so the boys run up to here and staked their claim on her,She yells" hay I belong to nobody but if the one dog that can come up with most creative sentance using the words LIVER and CHEESE that will be the dog I will choose to be with!

The Pit bull answers " I hate liver and cheese" the Poodle replys "nope your a dope!"
The Boxer answers "I love liver and cheese" the poodle replys "your punch drunk"
The Chihauhau answers "You all, LIVER alone! Cheese mine!

[Phredy1]

I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain't gonna make it!

[beamann]

YES SIR! thats a Kinde of Kinky Karma thair!

[smokeAndMirrors]

Obvious health and safety violation - well over the limit of 1 MPE (Melon Projectile Exposure).

[buffo]

All I can think of is - BOOM! HEADSHOT!

But yeah, that shit had to hurt something fierce.

Adam

[RGbee]

All I can think of is - BOOM! HEADSHOT!

But yeah, that shit had to hurt something fierce.

Adam

I bet not as much as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABGIJwiGBc

.50cal

[buffo]

This one is pretty funny...

Although I bet this one hurt more.

Adam

[RGbee]

This one is pretty funny...

Although I bet this one hurt more.

Adam

Oh my god! .60cal pistol

[soforene]

I've just lost my job as a lifeguard, at my local swimming pool.
Apparently, tapping the 'No Bombing' sign as a family of Muslims walk past is not acceptable.

[300EVIL]

I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain't gonna make it!

LOL! Priceless!