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    Interesting piece of history....

    In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

    In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dnar View Post
    interesting piece of history....

    In 1872 the arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

    In 1873 the british somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
    hahahahahahahahaha!

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    Spring is nearly here!

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    Thumbs down Not funny.

    That really wasn't funny. More like a snuff film. I doubt the driver survived, and I'm wondering if the toll-booth operator (assuming it was manned) got out before the fire engulfed the area.

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    Default The Health and Safety Act 1971

    The Health and Safety Act 1971

    Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.

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    Default Proof than men have not evolved very far

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    The look on the Orangutan's face is priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity View Post
    The Health and Safety Act 1971

    Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.

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    Ahhh, a statement conjoured and penned by myself that has sat adorning my posts as my signature for some years!
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    The Health and Safety Act 1971

    Recklessly interfering with Darwin’s natural selection process, thereby extending the life cycle of dim-witted ignorami; thus perpetuating and magnifying the danger to us all, by enabling them to breed and walk amongst us, our children and loved ones.





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    Ha, I never noticed before... I got it in an email this morning... Just goes to show, you can't have anything on t'Internet without some git nicking it

    Mark

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